by JESSE SCACCIA
Summer vacation! Finally teachers can sleep in past 6 am, go to the bathroom whenever they feel like it, and cruise the Internet for hours and hours everyday.
I love the Internet, but it is totally sin-spiring. You start out going online with your best intentions: reading the newspaper, doing serious research, writing emails of affection, beauty and longing.
But that only lasts for a few clicks. And that’s when we realize this God-send of technology is really a devil, and it is singing its siren song from weedy rocks like MySpace and Facebook.
If only the descent into indecency ended there! It gets worse, my teacher friends. It’s bad enough we end up on Facebook and MySpace… but then the angel/devils, they sing too loud, they sing too perty… and we end up… (gasp!)
On. Our. Student’s. MySpace. Pages.
C’mon. Like you’ve never been there.